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Are you trying target that hard to reach, high-spending Sociopath demographic?

Do you need leads for your bar/escort agency/drugs front? is the ideal place to advertise your wares. Our visitors come primarily from areas of high alcohol consumption. Find the drunks. You'll find our readers. We have a nice mix of 18-36 year-old visit our site, plus a chunk of the morbidly-obsessed old-aged cocoon-watchers.

Why Advertise With Us

Right now we are experiencing an extraordinary spurt in (projected) growth. We can deliver you traffic of a quantity and quality even the New York subway system couldn't cope with. Literally every person we send to you is golden. They are your ideal customer. You will probably fall in love with them. Be warned*.

Amazing Introductory Offer

Placement Price Duration Buy Now
Site-wide Banner
468px or 728px banner on every page
$150 1 month email:
Full site sponsorship
Your logo on the background image plus full banner takeover
$300 1 month email:
Death Alerts Email
A text link in an email to our hundreds of users
$100 1 death alert email email:

Potential Advertisers

Funeral homes, strippers, tattooists, care homes, life insurance, viral marketers, bounty hunters, drug councillors, alcohol manufacturers, detox clinics, plastic surgeries, religious cults.

*Buyer beware. Many of these stats may be flim-flam. Contact for the real shizzle.